Ch33v0z In A Minute!

I was speaking with a friend this week about the idea of buying teh ch33v0z. He pointed out that I am a ch33v0 buyer, that my gamerscore has been purchased. Which is the case for all of us, whether they are rented or bought, teh ch33v0z are going to cost some money. Then I remembered an instance when I didn't have to pay for the sweetness of teh cheevs. That's right, free* ch33vz! No, I'm not talking about Yaris... I'm speaking on the goodness of Aegis Wing! Without further ado, Ch33v0z in a Minute! The free* ch33v0 edition.

Aegis Wing


Immortal-Complete a level without dying or losing any allies.-15G





Untouchable-Complete a level without taking damage. 15G





Diplomat-Complete a level without firing.15G





I'm going to let you in on a little secret. There is a way to get all three of these sweet cheevos at once. I have to warn you, it's a glitch... it's cheating... it's sick and it's wrong. There is a right way to do this, using skill and patience... and there is a quick and dirty way that will get you 45 sweet ass points. You make the choice, if you can't handle being a dirty cheater stop reading now.

This involves using an exploit or "glitch" as the kids say. It's simple and worth the effort. You are going to need two things, a free* downloaded copy of Aegis Wing from XBLA and two controllers. Play the first level by yourself, once you get to level 2 (it has to be level 2) sign in your guest account. Level two doesn't have a boss at the end of it, therefore no firing is required. When you start level 2, move both ships to the bottom left of the screen. With the first controller hit the "X" button to couple the ships, then hit it again to uncouple them. Then do the same with the second controller... alternate with both controllers. This action should drag your ships down below the actually "playable space", thereby making it impossible for enemies to hit your ships. Once you've reached a safe level, set the controllers down and sit back. When they finish out the level, both accounts will unlock ALL three ch33v0z!

You may think it's pathetic, but all I have to say to that is "fuck you, shit stain! I'll break your face." Alas, there will always be those that don't approve of such a tactic, and those people probably aren't reading this. However, if you want to give it a try the old fashioned way, they are totally within the average gamer's skill set. On a plus, the game is a lot of fun, and offers 4 player co-op with a guest sign in feature for live. I will even go as far to extend the offer of a co-op playthrough on insane difficulty for anyone, it's that good.

*The current free status for anyone outside of the good ol' US of A isn't something I'm aware of... and honestly I don't really care. America is teh best evAR!