Monday, June 9, 2008

Ch33v0z: My Addiction, My Shame

We've all done things we aren't proud of for the sweetest cheevz. We've hunted the easy games, we've used exploits, and hell... we've even cheated. There comes a time, when you have to cross a line... when your addiction pushes you over the edge and you do something that goes against the grain. I feel that I crossed that line when I took on the Over The Rainbow Cheev0 from Bully: Scholarship Edition.

Let me preface this by saying, I don't have a problem with gays... I don't care at all. In fact, I can really appreciate when a gay couple tongue kisses(lesbians... hot lesbians, tongue kissing and feeling each other up and then asking me to join in). I'm just not gay... that's all. So when I was presented with a tender ch33v0 that was worth 20 points, and required you to be gay, I hesitated... for about 3 seconds.
Right after the first gay kiss, I knew I had reached a new low. I turned gay for teh ch33v0z. "20 points... can I get just one ch33v? I'll suck yo d*ck!". That's right, I was Pookie from New Jack City. My name is ZEBRA NINER, and I'm addicted to ch33v0z.
Now that it's all said and done, I have to give it to Rockstar... very nice, very controversial, and very gay. The voice acting for the kiss scenes between guys is hilarious. The gay kid says some rather interesting stuff, and the kissing sound effects are disgusting. All in all, one of the more memorable cheevoz. I find it refreshing to have such a progressive idea for a game. I mean, if I can have sex with a hooker and then stab her to death in an alley way, why can't I be a gay kid? Where will games go, and what cheevz will be unlocked?
Note: after receiving the ch33v0, I did kick that gay guy's ass to show how much of a real man I was... then I teabagged him which made it all gay again.


CyanideChrist33 said...

I knew you wouldn't be able to resist posting a blog about your latent homosexual tendencies on teh xbox after our lovely conversation yesterday.. You know how to make a boy feel special, zebbra... :P :*

ghett0yeti said...