Thursday, July 31, 2008

ch33v0z In A Minute!

I've been thinking about quick cheevz, and how some games are gratuitously handing them out almost instantaneously. Here are a few examples of games with quick 5 point instant cheevos!

Grand Theft Auto IV

Off The Boat-You have completed the first mission-5G You want 5 points? You fuckin' got it! Just pop in GTAIV, drive your cousin Roman to his apartment a couple of blocks away this bad boy will unlock. 1-2 minutes depending on your shitty driving skills.

The Simpsons™ Game

Press START to Play-Easiest achievement...ever-5G Ok, so this one really is instant. Upon loading the game, you'll be prompted to press start. Booyah, 5 pizzoints. Not only is it easy, if you're a fan of the show you'll get the reference of the ch33v0. Worst ch33v0 in a minute... ever.


The Cockroach-Find the cockroach-5G In the beginning of this game, you'll be prompted to follow a cockroach. As soon as you slightly press forward on the stick, the cheev will drop. That's another 5 points.

So there you have it. Yeah, it's only 15 points but how long did it take you? Besides, you've done worse for sweet cheevos... haven't you?

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