Thursday, October 9, 2008

This Week In Ch33v0z, The Red Ring Of Death Edition

Damn you Microsoft! You've done it to me again! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL! Yes, I've been marked for death again, by Microsoft and the dreaded "Red Ring of Death". The ch33v0lution has been slowed but not stopped. I'm back online(thanks to my lovely GF), and ready to cheev it up! Viva La Ch33volution!

Castle Crashers

Medic!-In a 4 player game, resuscitate each of your fallen comrades at least once-10G

Conscientious Objector-Complete the Home Castle through Barbarian Boss areas without attacking any foes-20G

Kay Eye Ess Ess-Collect all 4 princesses' kisses in a multiplayer game-15G

Ahhh, Castle Crashers... you never cease to fulfill my cheevo needs. This week I was able to boost some sweet online cheevos with a fellow fighter for the cause, Mike53414.

Medic can be gained easily by yourself or with a friend. You'll just need 4 controllers, or 4 separate people on LIVE (or any combination that adds up to 4). Just take turns getting beat down, and then revive your buddy... do this for each of the players and you'll unlock 10 points!

Conscientious Objector is simple too. Make sure you don't attack ANY enemies and let your buddy do all the killing. Should be simple with a high-level character.

Kay Eye Ess Ess is a fun one to get. While playing online, after finding a princess, you'll have to fight for the honor of getting a kiss from her. Kick the other player's asses and win the kiss of all 4 princesses, and scoring a sweet ass ch33v0.

That's it, super short and super sweet. I'll be hitting up some Unreal Tournament 3 this week, so look for some new cheevoz! Nothing will keep the ch33v0lution down! Not the red ring of death, not haters like Knuckles Dawson! Cheev on brothers!


CyanideChrist33 said...

Well, at least i'm not the only one suffering from the "itis"... i don't have the full ring, but my xbox likes to turn itself off after about 5 minutes.. the lovely "overheat" lights. Well, keep on cheevin. Until we meet again, honorable zebbra ninner.


Well, well, well... if it isn't my old nemesis, Ivan. I see you still hold a grudge against me. I would have wagered that you would have been wiser than to threaten me again. We will do battle once more, old friend.

*fades ominously into the darkness*

/end scene